The Pig

Traveling sales mans car breaks down in a rural area.

It’s getting late when a farmer stopped by.

He tells the salesman it’s too late to bring the car to town

and why doesn’t he come stay overnight with the farmer.

Salesman agrees.

As they approach the house the salesman notices a big pig with his front left leg missing.

As they are eating supper, he comments about the pig.

Farmer says, “Oh, that’s a very special pig.”

I was in the barn when I fell and hit my head, knocked myself out.

I also tipped over he lantern which then caught the whole barn on fire.

This pig ran through the flames, grabbed my by my hand and dragged me to safety.

Salesman says “but that doesn’t explain the missing leg.”

“Oh” the farmer says,

“A special pig like that, you don’t eat all at once”.

 

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